ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[corviform]

O-Oh... you do?

[ That's... a good thing.

But it always gets a surprised pause from him when he hears it. ]

[hackitude]

Do you really think I'd be giving you relationship advice if I didn't like you?

[corviform]

Probably not...

[hackitude]

More like definitely not.

Life's too short to waste it on people I don't like.

[corviform]

Sometimes they can be difficult to escape...

[hackitude]

Ooh. Now this sounds juicy. Thinking of someone in particular?

[corviform]

Not really.

Well... they're no longer here, so it no longer matters.

[hackitude]

Damn. Foiled.

[corviform]

[ Hooded Justice was a jerk. ]

A-Anyway, I should... leave you be.

and then i fixed the timeline in one comment

[hackitude]

You don't have to. But I should probably get back to watching these kids. I got a call from Jesse, he asked me to come help out on this summer camp gig. I only got here like a few hours ago and already they think they can pull one over on me.

Little do they know they're dealing with Skye, the master of pulling one over on adult supervisors.

perfect

[corviform]

You're at a camp...?

[ Oh, adult supervisor. That makes sense. ]

Ah, I see. Well, I didn't mean to keep you long.

[hackitude]

Nah, it's cool. I can watch people AND talk on the phone at the same time. I'm talented like that. Plus, it's only the arts and crafts station.

But I think I see someone trying to eat glue so I better go.

[corviform]

Ah... yes, you should. T-Thank you for the advice again...

[hackitude]

No problem. In exchange, you gotta tell me how it goes afterwards, okay?

Talk to you soon.

[Except not because then she's going to be ~kidnapped~.]

[corviform]

O-Oh! O-Okay... I'll speak to you another time, then.

[ If he survives.

If not please lay him to rest somewhere. ]

[hackitude]

[Don't be a baby, Gil.]

Seeya.

[And then she hangs up.]