hackitude | ic contact (mask or menace)

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Oooh I'm scared.

What're you gonna do. Smite me?

What? No. Who smites anymore?

I don't know. You tell me.

Pass.

Cool. Well. Guess this means I get to make fun of you forever then.

Oh, please. Feel free to choose something insubstantial.

I think you know me better than that.

On the scale from lame to juicy.

What? I'm not going to do it now. You're expecting it. Besides, I already got my victory today.

I'll rate you on the same scale once your nefarious plan is achieved.

Good to know. Wouldn't want it to be unfair.