ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[hackitude]

Okay. Geez. We can have a password. Or just... call each other instead of texting.

[hostage]

Or wait until we know it's safe before discussing secrets and big plans

[Because Skye is good, but it's a world full of supers. Someone might be better.]

[hackitude]

... Okay. Fine, done.

How do you know "when it's safe", though?

[hostage]

When we're in the same room

[hackitude]

Okay. No secrets or big plans over text.

Damn, now what am I going to text you about?

[hostage]

What are you wearing

[hackitude]

[Skye just laughs and facepalms in her hotel room. Seriously, Jesse?]

a chewbacca onesie

[She's not, but two can play at that game.]

[hostage]

[Ow. It hurts to laugh.]

Fuck that's hot

[hackitude]

Uh huh. You know it. You want a piece of this furry action, huh. For shame.

[hostage]

Gotta get my ass over there ASAP

[hackitude]

Better finish healing quick, then

Dammit now I actually want to rewatch Star Wars

[hostage]

Me too

Movie night OK?

[hackitude]

Absolutely.

Original trilogy though, right?

[hostage]

I can't believe you'd ask me that

[hackitude]

what!

i had to CHECK

[hostage]

I'm not an ANIMAL

[hackitude]

oh come on they're not ALL bad

i mean

natalie portman and ewan mcgregor are HOT

[hostage]

Natalie's no Leia

[hackitude]

Wow no

Do you have fantasies about metal bikini Leia, Jesse? It's ok. You can tell me.

[hostage]

If I say yes will you get a metal bikini

[hackitude]

...

Well. That answers that question.

[hostage]

;)

[hackitude]

dumbass

how are you holding up?

[hostage]

Be fixed in a couple more hours maybe unless I fall asleep

[hackitude]

Wait, it doesn't work if you fall asleep?