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[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[hackitude]

Oh come on. It's not going to be that bad. It's just cake! Worst that can happen is we burn it.

[vaccination]

We can't give him a burnt cake. That's like... coal. On Christmas.

[hackitude]

Please. We're not going to give him burnt cake. If we screw up that badly, we can just go out and buy one. Or make sixty second mug-cakes.

[vaccination]

.... mud cakes? Wow, that's mean.

[hackitude]

--A mug cake. Mug! Not mud. Geez.

It's a cake you can make in a mug. You put all the ingredients in and then pop it in the microwave and then bam. Instant cake.

[vaccination]

Oh. Whoops, sorry. Never heard of... mug cakes, before.

[There's a somewhat dreamy sigh here.] I love microwaves. They're so awesome.

But we gotta do a legit cake. And not fuck it up.

[hackitude]

Microwaves are pretty awesome, it's true. I'll show you how to make mug-cakes another time, I swear. They're super easy.

And yeah, we will. Don't worry.

[vaccination]

Ha, alright.

Go team cake.

[hackitude]

Go team cake.