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"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

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Don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my reputation.

[ WOW HE IS HILARIOUS HDU ]

Oh no. What a disaster.

Disaster's the perfect word.

[ FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IN DEREK'S LIFE ALWAYS. ]

Wow. You're just a regular ball of sunshine, aren't you? What, are you Batman or something?

I'm definitely not Batman. That's a terrible comparison.

Are you sure.

I'm not convinced.

Are you going to double dog dare me to convince you?

...

Why would you say that

After all you've just been through

w h y

Do you not learn? Are you secretly masochistic? Are you really enjoying this?

Since you asked.

Yes. Now I am. I double dog dare you.

[ the answers to that are no, yes, yes, but derek's sure not volunteering. ]

This can't be a real dare. You can just decide not to be convinced.

Oh come on. You can always make guidelines for this kind of thing. Like, meet three out of five critera: kind of Batman. Five out of five criteria: actually Batman.

Then again if you were actually Batman you'd probably just lie through your teeth about all of them.

Or you can rig the criteria so it comes up Batman no matter what.

[ like obviously he's going to lie through his teeth skye who do you think you're dealing with ]

Okay. So. Clearly what we need here is a totally impartial, uninvolved third party.

Because those are so easy to come by.

Sure they are. Just put up a post on the network.

"Looking for someone with passing knowledge of Batman who doesn't know Skye or Derek Hale to settle a bet." Easy.