ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

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[hackitude]

...

I know where you live. Don't make me come over there. I haven't washed my hair today.

1/2

[corviform]

Are you stalking me?

2/2

[corviform]

You should wash your hair.

[hackitude]

Thanks mom.

And don't flatter yourself. I know where everyone lives.

[corviform]

Don't call me that.
Are you stalking everyone then?

[hackitude]

It's not STALKING. Stalking implies intention. I don't like, purposefully keep a list or anything. It just so happens that the powers I got given here make finding people's addresses super easy. I mean. I haven't actually looked up your address yet but if I wanted to it would take me less than sixty seconds.

So. Yeah. I have access to knowing where just about everyone lives. Unless they're off the grid.

[corviform]

I don't know whether that's useful or frightening.

[hackitude]

Why not both?

[corviform]

Are you going to look up my address?

[hackitude]

I might do. If you don't hurry up and spill re: what's bothering you.

[corviform]

I said it wasn't anything important!
I wasn't thinking straight.

[hackitude]

Well if it's not important then it doesn't matter if you tell me.

[corviform]

[ After wrestling with himself for a few minutes: ]

I didn't know who else to ask about this.

[hackitude]

Geez. Okay, go on. I'm listening.

[corviform]

I missed a friend's birthday, but I'm not sure how to make it up to them.

[ Because Kenzi is acting weird and he doesn't know what to do. ]</small.

[hackitude]

... Wait, that's it? And you don't know anyone else who knows how to make it up to people? I don't know if your friendship group is just bad or if you need more friends.

Anyway.

Just do something nice for them-- something you have to put effort into, rather than money. Make them a home-cooked meal and bake a big birthday cake or something.

Okay I just threw that one out because I love food so that's what I'd want. But seriously-- just brainstorm stuff they like, make an effort, say you're sorry.

1/2

[corviform]

Well, this person is also a woman.

2/2

[corviform]

And I believe she's upset with me.

[hackitude]

Okay. So? Duh she's upset with you. You missed her birthday. Anyone would be upset about that.

Why does her being a woman make it any different? Just treat the situation exactly the same way you would if she were a man. Unless...

Wait. Do you like her? I mean. In the dating sense.

1/2 i'm sorry combo everywhere

[corviform]

Maybe, but she's been acting strange since even before that.

[ Of course, he was keeping some secrets from her. ]

2/2

[corviform]

What does that have to do with anything?

NO WORRIES 8D

[hackitude]

What? Obviously if you guys have some like, I don't know, weird sexual tension going on between you then the situation's totally different. It's a valid question, if I'm giving you advice here. I need to know these things!

[corviform]

[ His palms are sweaty enough now the communicator might slip from his hod. ]

There's nothing of the sort!

[hackitude]

Are you sure??

Because you need to be sure.

[corviform]

[ Typing quickly: ]

I'm very sure
she's engaged to someone

[ Who is dead.

She is also dead.

It's complicated. ]