ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[hackitude]

... Okay. Mostly always.

[corviform]

I'm trying! I-Isn't that enough?

[hackitude]

... Yeah. It's enough. I'm just teasing you, you doof.

[corviform]

[ A long pause. ]

... I deserved that...

[hackitude]

See? This is what I'm here for. I give great advice AND I keep you humble. What more do you need in a friend?

[corviform]

You don't need to rub it in!

[hackitude]

Just one of the many services I provide.

[corviform]

How can you call yourself a friend in the same breath?!

[hackitude]

Your idea of friendship and mine are very different.

nooooOOOOOOOOOOO

[corviform]

... And what is yours supposed to be?

TOO LATE I SCREENCAPPED IT

[hackitude]

If I see someone taking themselves too seriously, I can't resist teasing them a little. It's like the universe is crying out for me to help them lighten up!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT

[corviform]

I don't take myself "too" seriously.

[ He is totally aware he is a sad, useless puddle of a man. ]

[hackitude]

Uh, yeah, you kinda do. But it's okay, I still like you anyway.

1/2

[corviform]

You'r exaggerating...

[corviform]

O-Oh... you do?

[ That's... a good thing.

But it always gets a surprised pause from him when he hears it. ]

[hackitude]

Do you really think I'd be giving you relationship advice if I didn't like you?

[corviform]

Probably not...

[hackitude]

More like definitely not.

Life's too short to waste it on people I don't like.

[corviform]

Sometimes they can be difficult to escape...

[hackitude]

Ooh. Now this sounds juicy. Thinking of someone in particular?

[corviform]

Not really.

Well... they're no longer here, so it no longer matters.

[hackitude]

Damn. Foiled.

[corviform]

[ Hooded Justice was a jerk. ]

A-Anyway, I should... leave you be.

and then i fixed the timeline in one comment

[hackitude]

You don't have to. But I should probably get back to watching these kids. I got a call from Jesse, he asked me to come help out on this summer camp gig. I only got here like a few hours ago and already they think they can pull one over on me.

Little do they know they're dealing with Skye, the master of pulling one over on adult supervisors.

perfect

[corviform]

You're at a camp...?

[ Oh, adult supervisor. That makes sense. ]

Ah, I see. Well, I didn't mean to keep you long.