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[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

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[selfimage]

I thought you'd rather see it in person than find out second hand from Instagram.

[hackitude]

Awww. That's sweet. Admit it, you'd just be lost without me.

[selfimage]

Those are bold words.

[ not your buttery knife today, Skye. ]

[hackitude]

But true.

[selfimage]

How's the thingie with Stark going?

[hackitude]

"Thingie" being "work" or the power thingie?

[selfimage]

The Nullifier-majig.

[hackitude]

That's what I thought.

We're working on it. You'll be the first to know when we've got results.

[selfimage]

Maybe I would be lost without you.

[hackitude]

Well. You could probably liaise with Tony Stark if you put your mind to it too.

I'm just better at it.

[selfimage]

I'm sure I could, but somehow the prospect doesn't exactly seem appealing to me or him.

[ moreso that it was easier this way. ]

It may be easier for you to tune out when he talks about himself.

Which is all the time.

[hackitude]

He... actually almost never talks about himself around me. Mostly we're too busy talking about work-stuff.

Maybe he just doesn't like you.

[selfimage]

Oh come on, work stuff is definitely about his dick.

No, no one really does. The whole Loki thing kind of gets in the way of that.

[hackitude]

If it's about stuff I'm working on, does that make it about my dick?

Hey. That's not true. I like you plenty.

[selfimage]

Do you equate it to where you can stick it?

[hackitude]

Ew, no.

Also, nice job dodging the second half of that reply. Don't think I didn't notice.

[selfimage]

Then it's not about your dick.

Er, yes. Well. You know. I like you too.

[ TYPING THAT WAS WEIRD AND HE'S LOOKING AT HIS COMMUNICATOR WEIRD. ]

[hackitude]

I know. I just wanted to make you say it.

Neener neener.

[selfimage]

I'M RECONSIDERING.

[hackitude]

Oooh I'm scared.

What're you gonna do. Smite me?

[selfimage]

What? No. Who smites anymore?

[hackitude]

I don't know. You tell me.

[selfimage]

Pass.

[hackitude]

Cool. Well. Guess this means I get to make fun of you forever then.

[selfimage]

Oh, please. Feel free to choose something insubstantial.