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"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

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What, about starting an imPort task force? It's not illegal. The government would probably thank us. They want us to be heroes, right?

Anyway, I've got all my data set to erase itself immediately if anyone tries to hack into it.

I'm not talking about the govt or hacking You can't tell who's actually typing this right now can you, you just know it's Jesse's device

Um yeah, but I know it's you because I know you, dummy.

Like your stalker who's also a spy couldn't kill me, take my phone, and pretend to type like me to get info out of you Like where you are and what you're up to and who you're with

Okay. Geez. We can have a password. Or just... call each other instead of texting.

Edited 2014-09-14 03:26 (UTC)

Or wait until we know it's safe before discussing secrets and big plans

[Because Skye is good, but it's a world full of supers. Someone might be better.]

... Okay. Fine, done.

How do you know "when it's safe", though?

When we're in the same room

Okay. No secrets or big plans over text.

Damn, now what am I going to text you about?

What are you wearing

[Skye just laughs and facepalms in her hotel room. Seriously, Jesse?]

a chewbacca onesie

[She's not, but two can play at that game.]

[Ow. It hurts to laugh.]

Fuck that's hot

Uh huh. You know it. You want a piece of this furry action, huh. For shame.

Gotta get my ass over there ASAP

Better finish healing quick, then

Dammit now I actually want to rewatch Star Wars

Me too Movie night OK?

Absolutely.

Original trilogy though, right?

I can't believe you'd ask me that

what!

i had to CHECK

I'm not an ANIMAL

oh come on they're not ALL bad

i mean

natalie portman and ewan mcgregor are HOT

Natalie's no Leia

Wow no

Do you have fantasies about metal bikini Leia, Jesse? It's ok. You can tell me.

If I say yes will you get a metal bikini

...

Well. That answers that question.

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