ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[valr]

I can take back that invitation.

[hackitude]

Oh come on. It's totally justified payback for calling me perky. Or can you not take what you dish out?

[valr]

Perky was accurate.

[hackitude]

And grumpy isn't?

[valr]

Grumpy is what you call kids who missed their nap.

[hackitude]

... Okay. Standoffish, then.

[valr]

I'll take that.

[hackitude]

Aaaaahhh how the tables have turned.

[valr]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[yes she does]

[hackitude]

Uh huh.

... I'm dressed, btw. When are you coming to pick me up?

[Yeah, she was typing all that in her head while dressing.]

[valr]

[Skye that's weird.]

Give me five. And your house number.

[hackitude]

Sixteen.

And I'm expecting nothing less than the whole flying horse pick-up, you know.

[valr]

I can fly but I'm not a fucking horse.

[hackitude]

Whaaaaaaat

Don't Valkyries get flying horses anymore? What is the world coming to.

[valr]

Haven't had one of those for years. They kinda stick out.

[hackitude]

Boo. You should just have magical flying horses that can transform themselves into motorbikes whenever they need to be discreet.

[valr]

You watch too much TV.

[hackitude]

It's my fatal character flaw. I know.

[valr]

[siiiiiigh]

I'm outside.

[hackitude]

[Opening the door pronto. Not like she was waiting nearby. Or anything.]

Hey! You ready? Let's roll.

[valr]

You don't get airsick, do you?

[That's an interesting way to greet someone...]

[hackitude]

Nnnnnope. And thank god, since I... spend most of my time back home on a jet, actually.

[valr]

Good, 'cause I don't have a flying horse, but we're still taking a short cut to the teleporter.

[It's lucky she didn't bother with a jacket, because she's stretching out her wings and offering a hand to Skye.]

[hackitude]

[Okay but that's going to get you a wide-eyed disbelieving stare.]

... Holy shit you have wings.

[Thank you Captain Obvious.]

[valr]

How'd you know about the flying horses but not about the wings?