ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

text + image;

[altercate]

Here.

[ attached photo of one ratty white blanket, with a receipt resting on top of it. ]

[hackitude]

... Huh. You like, totally actually did it. I gotta say, I'm impressed. I thought you'd given up by now.

[altercate]

I said I was going to do it. I found one.

[ lol thanks lydia ]

[hackitude]

Guess you're a man of your word after all. Props.

So. What have we learned from this?

[altercate]

That finding cheap blankets is difficult.

[ THE MOST BEGRUDGING EVER. ]

[hackitude]

... Also true!

Though personally I would've gone with "Don't be rude to Skye because she's a boss and will make you back your shit up." ... But I'll accept the other answer because I'm also totes benevolent like that.

[altercate]

What am I supposed to do with this blanket now? Do you want it?

[hackitude]

What, you don't want to keep it as a trophy testament to your hard work?

[altercate]

Should I be framing it on my wall?

[hackitude]

Hey, good idea! If anyone asks, you can just say it's a modern art piece. You'd look ~cultured~.

[altercate]

If anyone asks I'll say I skinned a polar bear.

[hackitude]

[ r u for real ]

Lol awwww! So you do have a sense of humor after all. Who'd have thought.

[altercate]

Don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my reputation.

[ WOW HE IS HILARIOUS HDU ]

YOU SAW NOTHING

[hackitude]

Oh no. What a disaster.

IT'S TOO LATE I SAW EVERYTHING

[altercate]

Disaster's the perfect word.

[ FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IN DEREK'S LIFE ALWAYS. ]

[hackitude]

Wow. You're just a regular ball of sunshine, aren't you? What, are you Batman or something?

[altercate]

I'm definitely not Batman. That's a terrible comparison.

[hackitude]

Are you sure.

I'm not convinced.

[altercate]

Are you going to double dog dare me to convince you?

[hackitude]

...

Why would you say that

After all you've just been through

w h y

Do you not learn? Are you secretly masochistic? Are you really enjoying this?

Since you asked.

Yes. Now I am. I double dog dare you.

[altercate]

[ the answers to that are no, yes, yes, but derek's sure not volunteering. ]

This can't be a real dare. You can just decide not to be convinced.

[hackitude]

Oh come on. You can always make guidelines for this kind of thing. Like, meet three out of five critera: kind of Batman. Five out of five criteria: actually Batman.

Then again if you were actually Batman you'd probably just lie through your teeth about all of them.

[altercate]

Or you can rig the criteria so it comes up Batman no matter what.

[ like obviously he's going to lie through his teeth skye who do you think you're dealing with ]

[hackitude]

Okay. So. Clearly what we need here is a totally impartial, uninvolved third party.

[altercate]

Because those are so easy to come by.