ic contact (mask or menace)

[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[hackitude]

I disbelieve.

[corviform]

Stop that!

[hackitude]

[Cheekily:]

Stop what?

[corviform]

[ Huffing! ]

W-Why did I even bother?

[ What sort of friend doubts another's ability to go on dates?? Terrible. :( ]

[hackitude]

Um. Because you know I give excellent advice, and I'm always right?

[corviform]

You're not always right!

[hackitude]

Oh yeah? Name one time when I wasn't. Bet you can't.

1/3

[corviform]

I...

2/3

[corviform]

[ Dead silence. ]

3/3

[corviform]

... The point is you can't always be right!

[hackitude]

... Okay. Mostly always.

[corviform]

I'm trying! I-Isn't that enough?

[hackitude]

... Yeah. It's enough. I'm just teasing you, you doof.

[corviform]

[ A long pause. ]

... I deserved that...

[hackitude]

See? This is what I'm here for. I give great advice AND I keep you humble. What more do you need in a friend?

[corviform]

You don't need to rub it in!

[hackitude]

Just one of the many services I provide.

[corviform]

How can you call yourself a friend in the same breath?!

[hackitude]

Your idea of friendship and mine are very different.

nooooOOOOOOOOOOO

[corviform]

... And what is yours supposed to be?

TOO LATE I SCREENCAPPED IT

[hackitude]

If I see someone taking themselves too seriously, I can't resist teasing them a little. It's like the universe is crying out for me to help them lighten up!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT

[corviform]

I don't take myself "too" seriously.

[ He is totally aware he is a sad, useless puddle of a man. ]

[hackitude]

Uh, yeah, you kinda do. But it's okay, I still like you anyway.

1/2

[corviform]

You'r exaggerating...

[corviform]

O-Oh... you do?

[ That's... a good thing.

But it always gets a surprised pause from him when he hears it. ]