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"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

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You know, you don't have to act any differently to how you regularly do. I mean-- she likes you, so that means she already likes how you interact normally.

Is that alright...? Is it that simple?

It's literally that simple. Don't over-think it. The more you over-think it, the more you're likely to put your foot in your mouth or have some kind of nervous breakdown, knowing you.

No such thing will happen!

Yeah, I don't think you'd find anyone in Heropa willing to take that bet.

Who's making bets now?!

[ He's not that much of a coward in the face of a date!

... He completely is. ]

Uh, nobody. Because the odds are completely one-sided. That's the point.

S-Skye!

Are you trying to help me or make me feel worse...?!

I'm just telling it like it is! Hey, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

W-Wha...

[ He sounds absolutely affronted. ]

I don't have a problem!

... Ahuh.

[Silence on the other end of the line. Can you feel the judgement.]

Edited 2014-07-27 09:17 (UTC)

I don't!

[ Weh. ]

Oooookay. You just... continue on in denial-land there buddy.

I... I already explained why I...

[ He can only groan in frustration. ]

You're gonna need to up your game before your date, dude.

My...

[ A pause. ]

I'm sorry?

It can mean loads of things, but it this case I'm using it to mean your ability to stay cool under pressure.

Edited (wow nobody saw that) 2014-07-27 09:43 (UTC)

I can do that! This is... different!

I disbelieve.

Stop that!

[Cheekily:]

Stop what?

[ Huffing! ]

W-Why did I even bother?

[ What sort of friend doubts another's ability to go on dates?? Terrible. :( ]

Um. Because you know I give excellent advice, and I'm always right?

You're not always right!

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nooooOOOOOOOOOOO

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TOO LATE I SCREENCAPPED IT

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I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT

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and then i fixed the timeline in one comment

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