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[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[hackitude]

Are not.

[Are we really doing this tho]

[valr]

What's the difference?

[apparently]

[hackitude]

Idk, perky is for like. Preppy sorority girls and people on amphetamines.

[valr]

Fine.

Bubbly people tend to own sparkly shit.

Happy?

[hackitude]

Better.

But I'm still not one of them.

[valr]

Guess I didn't need to worry then.

[hackitude]

I have a strictly no-sparkles policy.

With the exception of pranks, of course. They're great for pranks.

[valr]

Pranks.

[really]

[hackitude]

You haven't seen hilarious until you've seen a super secret agent man who takes himself very seriously wake up with glitter all over him.

[... Oops I made myself sad.]

[valr]

You're not disproving the perky thing.

[hackitude]

Pranks aren't a perky thing. I mean. You wouldn't exactly call Loki perky.

[valr]

I wouldn't call what Loki does 'pranks'.

[hackitude]

Isn't he like... the god of pranking?

[valr]

He's the god of fucking shit up for everyone else.

[hackitude]

Yeah... in my world, too.

But the one here isn't actually too bad.

[valr]

Hasn't been too bad.

[hackitude]

... You think he's up to something?

[valr]

It's LOKI

[hackitude]

I dunno, have you actually spoken to the guy here? He seems pretty... small-time, compared to the one I know.

[valr]

Then he's smarter than the one you know. That's worse.

[hackitude]

I don't know. I'd take smart over bugfuck crazy any day of the week. At least smart is predictable.

[valr]

Crazy people fuck up eventually. Smart people don't.

[hackitude]

Smart people are infallible now?

AWESOME. Guess I never have to worry again then.

[valr]

You know what I meant.

[hackitude]

I did, I just didn't think it was a very good point.

Smart people can fuck up too. Uuuuusually because they get lulled into a sense of security, reassured of their own cleverness.