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[hackitude]

"Hey! You've reached Skye. Leave a message. I mean, if you want to. Or uh, don't. Whatever."

Comments

[valr]

So you coming with me?

[hackitude]

... All right. Sure. Why not?

Give me a bit to change into something, though. I don't think pajamas is an acceptable clubbing look.

[valr]

Don't get too sparkly or anything, we're not going that kind of clubbing.

[hackitude]

Do I look like the kind of girl to you who even *owns* anything sparkly?

...

Don't answer that, I'm terrified of what you'll actually say.

[valr]

[she's gonna answer it anyway too late]

Perky people tend to own sparkly shit.

[hackitude]

Wow rude. I'm not "perky"! I'm... bubbly and charming.

[valr]

Perky and bubbly are the same thing.

[suspiciously not commenting on the "charming" part.]

[hackitude]

Are not.

[Are we really doing this tho]

[valr]

What's the difference?

[apparently]

[hackitude]

Idk, perky is for like. Preppy sorority girls and people on amphetamines.

[valr]

Fine.

Bubbly people tend to own sparkly shit.

Happy?

[hackitude]

Better.

But I'm still not one of them.

[valr]

Guess I didn't need to worry then.

[hackitude]

I have a strictly no-sparkles policy.

With the exception of pranks, of course. They're great for pranks.

[valr]

Pranks.

[really]

[hackitude]

You haven't seen hilarious until you've seen a super secret agent man who takes himself very seriously wake up with glitter all over him.

[... Oops I made myself sad.]

[valr]

You're not disproving the perky thing.

[hackitude]

Pranks aren't a perky thing. I mean. You wouldn't exactly call Loki perky.

[valr]

I wouldn't call what Loki does 'pranks'.

[hackitude]

Isn't he like... the god of pranking?

[valr]

He's the god of fucking shit up for everyone else.

[hackitude]

Yeah... in my world, too.

But the one here isn't actually too bad.

[valr]

Hasn't been too bad.

[hackitude]

... You think he's up to something?

[valr]

It's LOKI